THE PIGEONS HAVE REQUESTED BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS.

An unexpected labor dispute has disrupted the urban surveillance department.

At approximately 06:43 Galactic Standard Time, a delegation of pigeons gathered outside the Department of Unnecessary Observation.

Their demands include:

• Better access to discarded food.

• A reduction in unpaid rooftop surveillance.

• Mandatory bread breaks.

• Compensation for years of monitoring human behavior without a formal contract.

The spokesperson, identified only as Mr. Coo, refused to answer questions regarding the alleged collection of confidential human data.

Negotiations reportedly stalled after management offered the pigeons a single cracker.

The offer was immediately rejected.

Witnesses claim that several pigeons began walking in synchronized formation shortly afterward. Authorities have classified this behavior as either organized labor activity or an extremely concerning coincidence.

Meanwhile, several government buildings have reported unusual quantities of feathers near their security cameras.

THE SITUATION IS ESCALATING.

An anonymous source claims that the pigeons have threatened to stop providing their usual surveillance services.

Without them, thousands of rooftops may become temporarily unmonitored.

Humanity has been advised not to panic.

Although, statistically speaking, humanity was never particularly good at that.

SOUR TRIP OFFICIAL STATEMENT

* We support fair working conditions for all species *

Except seagulls...

They know what they did.

Further updates will be issued when the pigeons stop staring at us.