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Investigations, strange discoveries and official statements from deeply unofficial sources.

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  • THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU. DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT THAT INTERESTING.
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    THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU. DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT THAT INTERESTING.

    Your phone knows where you've been, what you've searched and what you might buy next. In 2013, Edward...

    REPORTED BY: THE UNHINGED INFORMANT

  • THE MOON HAS OFFICIALLY DECLINED TO COMMENT.
    RESTRICTED

    THE MOON HAS OFFICIALLY DECLINED TO COMMENT.

    After billions of years of silently observing humanity, the Moon has officially refused to cooperate with investigators. Scientists...

    REPORTED BY: AGENT 042

  • THE MKULTRA FILES: YOUR TRUST ISSUES ARE UNDERSTANDABLE.
    MISFILED

    THE MKULTRA FILES: YOUR TRUST ISSUES ARE UNDERSTANDABLE.

    A secret CIA research program explored behavioral manipulation and human experimentation. MKULTRA was real, and some of its...

    REPORTED BY: AGENT 071

  • YOUR REALITY SUBSCRIPTION IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE.
    MISFILED

    YOUR REALITY SUBSCRIPTION IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE.

    Humanity may have been living on a free trial this entire time. An anonymous source from the Department...

    REPORTED BY: PROFESSOR TINFOIL

  • THE PIGEONS HAVE REQUESTED BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS.
    CLEARANCE DISPUTED

    THE PIGEONS HAVE REQUESTED BETTER WORKING CONDITIONS.

    An unexpected labor dispute has disrupted the urban surveillance department. At approximately 06:43 Galactic Standard Time, a delegation...

    REPORTED BY: CITIZEN X-FILE

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