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✦ WE CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY YOUR SUSPICIONS ✦

✦ DESIGNED FOR THOSE WHO SEE BEYOND REALITY ✦

✦ SOUR ENOGH TO RUIN YOUR MOOD. GOOD ENOUGH TO FIX IT ✦

✦ STAY SOUR. STAY WEIRD. ✦

✦ THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIMES ✦

✦ CLASSIFIED INFORMATION: REALITY IS MOSTLY A GROUP PROJECT ✦

✦ THE SIMULATION IS RUNNING OUT OF STORAGE ✦

✦ WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE BETTER OUTFITS ✦

✦ SOMEONE IS EDITING THE MATRIX. BADLY ✦

✦ MUSHROOMS HAVE THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT ✦

✳ Sour Trip CLEARANCE: VISITOR (PROVISIONAL)

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